Everyone should stop the Obama/Romney talk for a second and congratulate Wisonsin’s Tammy Baldwin for becoming the first openly gay senator.
Josie: I have a new crusshhhhh
Matt: Me too! On a boy!
Pearl: You're a boy with a crush on a boy?
Matt: Yeah he's really cute.
(pause for a bit)
Matt: Boys can like boys. I just can't marry him because boys can't marry boys.
Me: Yeah they can. You can marry whoever you want.
Josie: YEAH my tia has a wife so now I have a titi and a auntie.
Matt: Okay. Then maybe I'll marry him.
Dave: (from across the room) No you can't you're seven.
(Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage.)
Guy standing: Totally gay
Guy walking: That walk is so gay
Guy texting: Texting your gay lover I bet
Guy working out: Getting ripped for other gay men for sure
Two guys eating: They're totally gay for each other
Guy with his girlfriend: Its a ploy he's gay
Guy married with children: He's living a lie he's gay
Every guy I see: God you're gay and you dont even know it
The one guy I have a crush on: But what if he's straight